I’m not that bad…

Some days I talk too much about myself
I can’t keep my mouth shut and I kiss and tell
Or a tiny problem makes me act like I’m in hell

Sometimes I’m arrogant and I love myself
I pop my collar and act a little too swell
Tell me I’m sick and need to get well

But I’m the one you can call at night
I won’t hang up until your tears have dried
I will make you laugh when you feel sad
I might not be perfect but I’m not that bad

Some months my finances are a mess
I can’t pay my bills and get overstressed
Cause I buy shoes ‘til my creditcard screams S.O.S.

There are some things hard to confess
I like to think that I’m the best
But I can cry if I don’t understand SPSS

You should know I’m not the girl next door
Call me up if you refuse to be bored
I will help you out if you’re going mad
I might not be perfect but I’m not that bad

It’s hard to go out on a date
I take my time and always get late
Don’t get mad if I make you wait

This other thing people always hate:
I know best, no need to debate
Someday I’ll admit you were right, keep the faith!

So if you don’t mind my big ego
Or my problems to have a steady cash flow
If I can call you about SPSS every minute or so
Or if I can’t admit you are right and you can let it go
If you don’t mind me putting on a show
Or if it’s ok I was late like an hour or so
I love you more than anything in the world, I just wanted you to know