Single of the century (2005)

When I get drunk I go all the way.
In showing sides that aren’t meant to be displayed.
I call my ex and cry on the phone.
Lately….I feel so alone….

I am ironing at one a.m.
Trying to straighten out why I don’t have a man.
Is mister right not looking out for me?
Lately….I am so lonely….

Oh I never meant to be desperate or lonely.
That’s not what I had planned.
I thought my future would be glorious and lovely.
Filled with men.
I guess I must be the single of the century.

Lots of attention in the local bar.
But nothing is good enough for me by far.
It’s hard to find matching chromosomes.
Lately….I feel so alone….

I am totally fed up with dating.
I can’t get inspiration for masturbating.
I stare at every happy couple I see.
Lately….I am so lonely….

Oh I never meant to be desperate or lonely.
That’s not what I had planned.
I thought my future would be glorious and lovely.
Filled with men.
I guess I must be the single of the century.

Friday I saw my ex with his new chick.
They were kissing in public and it made me sick.
I held back my tears until I got home.
Lately….I feel so alone….

I’m sure my man is on his way.
Maybe I just have to wait 10.000 more days.
I’ll pass on my genes and die happy.
But lately….I am so lonely….