Too hard

You go with the flow
Then you stop to think "no"
I've become more flexible than a gymnastics pro

You see things that aren't there
You start gasping for air
All the while I'm left completely unaware

Suddenly I realise
That stare in those blue eyes
Means nothing but trouble in paradise

Honey please you think too hard
But maybe you should think before you start
Before you let it get out of hand
You always realize afterwards this ain't what you planned
You say you wanna go slow
I don't mind whatever you want I'll go with your flow
You say this shouldn't become an issue
You haven't heard yourself talking, cause that's exactly what you do
You don't know what's going on inside my brain
Yet you fill me in and think I expect to be entertained

You change your plans late
You feel like you suffocate
Isn't love suppose to make you feel great?

I'm nothing like that
This is all inside your head
Stop thinking and have fun with me instead

My presence in the weekends has become naturally
You don't know what's inside my head obviously
Cause no matter how often I'm around you still don't get me

Honey please you think too hard
Halfway you realize you are a little off guard
Maybe you should think about other stuff
Just let us be funny and sexy and completely in love
You say you wanna go slow
But whatever you want I doubt if you really know
You say this shouldn't become an issue
But you keep bringing it up every two weeks or so
I never wanna get you chained
I've got my own life I'm not the kind that needs to be entertained

Just let go of the control
Don't feel bad about it all
I know you'll manage, we'll stand tall

Please don't forget me
It feels a little like I've lost my vote lately
And maybe I also have some ideas about how we could be
So please don't think too hard about this, baby

My Funny Valentine

(My favorite lovesong ever, if I could ever write this good)

My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day

Rough (2009)

Can you kill an animal with bare hands?
Can you lift me up and walk me around?
Can you fight like a real man?
Can you fix my car when it’s broken down?

I know your sweet loving is fine
And you understand my period
And you like to take your time
But please skip foreplay when I’m already hot

I need a rough man
To tell me bear liver is poisonous
To climb a tree to pick an apple for me
Who takes muscle strength quite serious

Do you know how to grind a knife?
Are you strong enough to break a fork in two?
Do you experience the least bit of fright,
Facing lions that escaped from the zoo?

You’re upset when you’re stung by a bee
You don’t mind when you didn’t come
You’re weak cause you’re in love with me
Are you fooling your own testosterone?

I need a rough man
To knock a burglar unconscious
To dive into the sea to catch a shell for me
Who takes muscle strength quite serious
I need a rough man!

Your name rhymes with horny (and f*ck me)

My heart hits itself unconscious
I see that look in your eyes
I see your tensed muscles
I feel you deep inside

I feel your heartbeat all over your body
You make me wanna scream and beg
I hear you breathe heavily
You fit so perfectly between my legs

Your hand fits exactly around my breast
My nails dig in your back and your behind
I lick your muscled chest
Your lips match mine so divine

Your tongue hits the right place
You make my body shake hard
My mind is going outerspace
I feel you in every bodypart

You know exactly how to grab a hold of me
I know it sounds hard to believe
But the way you're doing me, Eddy
Is exactly as I had always dreamed in my fantasies

My favorite meat

You're funny, you're upbeat
You're just like me
You're joyful and you're happy feet
You're just what I need

You're pretty, you're sweet
You're just like me
I think I'm gonna have to face defeat
You make me wanna go dancin' in the street

You're sexy, you're a treat
You're just like me
You're so f*king good between the sheets
You're my favorite meat

Cliché about me

My first boyfriend made me drawings and paintings
The second one bought me nice expensive things
But you go beyond creativity and diamond ear rings
Cause you, you make loving fun
You do things no one else has ever done
You laugh about all my jokes, even the corny ones
I don't need no Picasso or lots of money
You have personality, you're upbeat and funny
You acknowledge me and all my qualities
You could never bore me
As long as you adore me
Tell me what I want to hear
And I will always love you dear

Inner voice

If I could turn you inside out
And see where those thoughts sprout
The situation is not that bad
But the thoughts you've had
Are your inner voice
And the feelings you give to it
They are a conscious choice
Just like I choose to live with it

If you turn me inside out
You'll find a conscious choice
To live with your doubts
Cause my inner voice
Doesn't count
An emotion doesn't last long
A second of chemistry between neurons
If I don't want it to linger on
I choose not to get stuck in too much thinking
I live by my gut feeling
Sometimes only time can tell
Sometimes you have to give in
Don't be afraid your life will end
Be afraid it will never begin

Oh yeah

You have no idea what you do to me
There's even something sexy in the way you breathe
The smell of your sweat makes me horny
All day long I think about touching your body
I think about how hard you make love to me
No one has ever made me feel so sexy
You and me we've got a doctoral in chemistry
I feel like I could spend my life
Traveling every inch of your body each night
And still discover something new each time

My friends

I never have to worry with you
There's always something cool coming due
We're having a nice day ahead
You sms it'll be groovy, awesome and solid
My friends are so relaxed
I never have to worry what's next
Never a dull moment
It's always fun from breakfast 'til breakfast
All night and day it'll last
Cause my friends are the best!

What's simple is true

So many things you say you want to discover
But who says you can't get there with a new lover?
Maybe I can make you see things in a different light
We don't have to be perfect, but we're all right
Cause I don't need much to be happy, I guess
I watch you fall asleep as you watch me undress

Oh simplicity
Is doing it for me
But when you
Start thinking harder than I do
You've made it
A little complicated

I got in your life, I stole your mind
Leave all your ideas about right and wrong behind
Let go of those thoughts and just feel desired
Cause I can set your soul on fire
We both blend in so perfectly with each others friends
And that's what I find important

Oh simplicity
Is doing it for me
But when you
Start thinking harder than I do
You've made it
A little complicated

Everybody's got their something
So you go ahead and rethink things
You bend your dents
Or make new ones again
I know I don't want to change a thing about you
You can be complicated as long as you need to

Love thyself

I am free
Of former ideas and thoughts
Everything I told myself I should be
I should not

No more monologue inside me
Nothing I have to prove
I know what I can be
Anything will do

It's so liberating
I can shape myself in any way
My brain stopped debating
Whatever I am, it's always okay

Insight?

I think I know what you mean
A sight I had not foreseen
But I've had some time to reconsider
Your reactions a bit further

In-laws, expectations
Responsibility, obligations
Adjusting your life to fit me in
I can understand that's not happening

But can I still be in your dreams?
Where your thoughts can be free
Can I still be the girl in your fantasies?
And drop by your house when you want to see me?

XTC (Xtreme Times with Chris)

Let me take you to the moon and back
Let me give you a heart attack
Don't live by your thoughts, live by the gut
Let me be your homie, let me be your best bud
It's nothing but fun, fun, fun
I'll give you a dancing sun
I'll rock your ass
I'll make you laugh
Come and dance along with me
I'll be better than XTC

All I need

You think you know what I need
You think I need more than your feed
Maybe I am too simple to be true
All I need is attention from you
I don't need poetry in return
I don't need you to learn what I've learned
I don't need correct spelling in your sms's
In fact I couldn't care less!
I don't care how many books you've read
I just want to be in your head
Tell me how I impress you because
I need acknowledgment and applause
From the man with the bluest eyes
The man with the biggest smile
The happiest face, the cutest behind
And a personality that goes on for miles
I want you to say you want me more and more
Cause all I am is an attention whore

1 mei

Mijn hoofd lag in een spagaat
We stuiterden over straat
En wat had jij jezelf aangepraat?
Je bent echt niet beter af als je mij verlaat

Mijn benen zweven door de lucht, ik ga over de kop
Geen achtbaan kan tegen jouw liefde op
Jij snapt mijn Beach Life gedicht, daarom weet ik dat het tussen ons klopt
En het mooie is, we zitten nog laaaang niet op onze top

We matchen, we maken op dezelfde manier plezier
We hebben allebei het concentratievermogen van een goudvis
We zijn allebei een enorm sociaal dier
Vrienden, terrassen, barbecueën, strand, klaar voor de start: Bier!

Zoveel heb ik niet nodig om gelukkig te zijn
Ik word blij van je gekookte ei
Van je bouwfucker smsjes en je vrolijkheid
En dat je zo lekker verliefd bent op mij

Sinds ik afgestudeerd ben en niet meer tussen de boeken leef
Heb ik een geheugen als een zeef
Ik zit alleen maar bij vrienden en ik leef
Ik leef omdat er zoveel is waar ik niet meer om geef

Carrière, hoog salaris, mezelf bewijzen
Presteren, intelligentie en anderen op hun fouten wijzen
Ik ben er klaar mee, ik wil niet meer onder mezelf lijden
Ik wil mezelf ontplooien in vriendschappen en relaties en een goed mens zijn

Ik zal je alle tijd en ruimte geven
Als nog maar even wil blijven kleven
Dan kan ik je hier nu op dit briefje geven
Dat dit het beste en mooiste zal zijn wat je zal overkomen in je leven