Happy Single

It's a struggle, unsexy to admit
But the happy single is bullshit
Nice job, nice life, so much I've achieved
I am so ready, where is he?

So what?

So you had to make a mistake to find out how the world works
So you had to fall flat on your face to regain your self-worth
So what?

So many people will never even figure out any of this
They don't make the mistakes but won't learn what life really is
We do!

So you won't become a rocket scientist or Miss Universe
You'll become you, a supersonic, cool you everyone wishes they were
Praise you!

Gratification

I told myself this was adventurous
I got myself in risky situations
But mostly I just made myself a mess
This won't get me gratification

All this only shows
I took you home with me to feel sexy
To flatter myself and my ego
But all I really am is lonely

No one can fill my heart
Treating me like an object
For that I am too smart
I deserve respect

From now on I'll treat myself right
No more sad weekends
With all the wrong guys
Only wanting to get into my pants

Perhaps

Do I believe in coincidence?
How come it can become so intense?
Was it a sign for me to see?
Cause I lost faith in love lately

Did you stop by to show me that
There's still someone out there perhaps
And someday I'll surely find my match
I just have to wait, he'll cross my path

Half

Do you see me smile?
Do you see me laugh?
I could have been with you
Doing it half

I could have been stuck
In a loveless relationship
With pornstar fucks
Waiting for you to get it

It's surely for the best we parted
I don't wanna be with someone cold-hearted
Someone who doesn't understand
What it means to be my boyfriend

Does she make you happy?
She sure does it for me
I never really met her, but when I do
I'll thank her for saving me from you

Not for me

Even though I'm horny and I'm bored
I don't want to be your last resort
When everyone says no you call me
I refuse to live in the face of mediocrity

Do I really want someone like you to want me?
How I wish you had an epiphany
But then again, you were meant to be blind
Maybe you'll start thinking once you're left behind

Forget you knew me
I taught you about infidelity
You drive me nuts with your insecurity
You lack a spine, that's fine, but not for me